future footless echidna

i think that i might be getting sick. it makes sense, because last night i stayed up til nearly 6am writing a paper for someone else for $100. not very ethical of me at all, but hey, you gotta help a brother out right? it's almost like prostitution, but instead of whoring out my body, i whore out my brain. that's cool with me. i can handle that.

so really, my life is going pretty awesome right now. the coolest boy in the world bought me the coolest necklace in the world in return for the coolest money clip in the world today. tomorrow i will make the coolest german-language rollerskating action movie in the world. then i am going to go to the not-coolest town in the world (bloomington ind? what what?) and hang out with the coolest brother that i have in the world. note that i said that he's the coolest brother that i have not the coolest brother in the world. that would be far too far-reaching of an assertion.

i'm watching some hannibal lecter movie. holy shit those giant pigs are going eat clarisse. awesome. oh. no they're not. boo.

this world is not a kind one if i wake up sniffling and coughing tomorrow morning. just sayin'.